Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Are you in the adult entertainment business?

Today was a running around kinda day - oil change for Big Red, lunch out, and getting some insurance quotes. Health insurance has gotten outrageous, so we let our agent know we were shopping around. To get his quote, I had to answer some questions... besides the usual medical history stuff, there were questions about drug and alcohol use. And then one I wasn't expecting: "Are you in the adult entertainment business?"

My response: "Exotic dancing or on-screen performing?"

He looked over the top of his glasses as I stood to demonstrate my best bump and grind. It's nice to know that I can still embarrass the Blonde. Apparently, "sense of humor" isn't one of the things they screen for. Then he said, "I've never seen that question before."

"Maybe something in my file caused that to pop up?" Joan slid even lower in her seat. I crack myself up.

"Hey, what's this exclusion? They don't pay for hair replacement treatment? Can that be considered a business expense... you know, for my exotic dancing career?"

I'm guessing that will be the last time I will be allowed to visit the insurance guy. Joan usually takes care of this stuff on her own. Go figure?

3 comments:

Candy Palmer said...

Exotic dancers are a great idea for adult entertainment business but escorting would be a little bit of my forte. Ask Canberra Escorts how.

Keith Wong said...

I think Escort services is good for adult entertainment business.

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Unknown said...

My friend runs a popular stripping agency Chase Strippers and people who book them know the boundaries. They can look, chat, have a laugh, but no touching. And definitely no escort work. The 2 industries are separate!