Didja hear the one...

I don't post jokes here often, but this one cracked me up this morning:

THE BLACK BRA (AS TOLD BY A WOMAN)

I HAD LUNCH WITH 2 OF MY UNMARRIED FRIENDS. ONE IS ENGAGED, ONE IS A
MISTRESS, AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 20+ YEARS.

WE WERE CHATTING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIPS AND DECIDED TO AMAZE OUR MEN BY GREETING THEM AT THE DOOR WEARING A BLACK BRA,
STILETTO HEELS AND A MASK OVER OUR EYES. WE AGREED TO MEET IN A FEW DAYS TO EXCHANGE NOTES..

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WENT.

MY ENGAGED FRIEND:
THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN MY BOYFRIEND CAME OVER HE FOUND ME WITH A BLACK LEATHER BODICE, TALL STILETTOS AND A MASK.
HE SAW ME AND SAID, 'YOU ARE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS, I LOVE YOU.' THEN WE MADE PASSIONATE LOVE ALL NIGHT LONG.

THE MISTRESS:
THE OTHER NIGHT I MET MY LOVER AT HIS OFFICE AND I WAS WEARING A
RAINCOAT, UNDER IT ONLY THE BLACK BRA, HEELS AND MASK OVER MY EYES.
WHEN I OPENED THE RAINCOAT HE DIDN'T SAY A WORD, BUT HE STARTED TO
TREMBLE AND WE HAD WILD SEX ALL NIGHT.

THEN I HAD TO SHARE MY STORY:
WHEN MY HUSBAND CAME HOME I WAS WEARING THE BLACK BRA, BLACK STOCKINGS, STILETTOS AND A MASK OVER MY EYES.
WHEN HE CAME IN THE DOOR AND SAW ME, HE SAID, "WHAT'S FOR DINNER, ZORRO?"

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Joan almost spit out her coffee when I told her that one this morning.

We shipped off the power head for my Fishman Loudbox amp today; one channel quit working.  While the "wheels" don't turn particularly fast in dealing with Fishman service (it took almost a week to get an RA number), the repair price seems reasonable.  Better than tossing it and buying another.

Without the Fishman, I still made some music this morning - I wondered how Rufus would do with the amplified music?  Just fine.  He sat by my feet for a while, only meowing when I paused between songs.  I'm taking that as his way of applauding.  ;-)  I like an appreciative audience.

Kinda gray today, but a very pleasant temperature: mid-70s.  I think we'll get out on the boat for a while, if the occasional very light sprinkles stop.