If you said, "A line from a Little Caesar's Pizza commercial in 1988, with the guy in the commercial folding the pizza box in origami-style," you get 50 bonus points. If you asked, "There's a 'P' at the front of the word 'terodactyl'?" you get an additional 20 bonus points. I had to look it up; the word spelling, not the commercial.
Stephanie and I still quote that "It's a pterodactyl!" line when folding anything. Pretty much an inside joke.
Why are we discussing this? Thanks for asking. Joan ordered me a case for the new iPad Mini. I looked at a bunch of different cases online and this one seemed light-weight and folds in a bunch of different configurations to set the iPad at different angles and orientation...
No, that is not a page from the Kama Sutra - that is instructions on this case/cover/folio (pick the description you prefer) showing the 23 different configurations/angles. I had to watch a YouTube video to try to figure them all out. Realistically, you will use 3 or 4. And some of them are the same configuration, just turned on its side.
But, next day deliver from Amazon, so I had it first thing this morning.
It is rare that you will buy a device and not need accessories for it. This case came with a "free" Apple pencil holder that attaches on the side. I have two Apple pencils for previous iPads... of course, they don't work with this one. The pencil always seems like a good idea... and then I don't use it... or it falls off the side of the iPad and I misplace it. Yeah, I probably need one for this iPad. ;-)
iPads are famous for being "intuitive." Since I had been using my old one for 14 years, I thought I would just be able to use this new one in the same way. I am so silly... the one game I play on the old one (Ten-Ten) doesn't exist in the App Store anymore. There are newer whiz-bang versions that need to be connected to the internet and flash and make noise and make you watch a commercial to continue. Bite me. I'll find a new simple game.
I listened to some new podcasts overnight. Well, they droned on while I slept. Except they would quit after each episode and I'd have to manually start the next one. "Put it on Continuous Play," you say? Yeah, that's where I had it. Apparently, there is more to it than that. I tried my Sleep ear buds with the built-in white noise and "scenes"... I picked "SeaSide"... it was wave action sounds, then some new-age annoying chimes every now and then. I will find something else that is just the background sounds. Yes, I am an old dog, and these are new tricks. I guess "simple" isn't a thing anymore.
Oh, and I discovered that "pterodactyl" isn't a thing anymore; it is now a pterosaur or a pterodon or a pterodactylus. Or, as I like to say, "One of those extinct flying dinosaur things." Simple.

















