If you said, "A popular American song from around 1896," you get 10 bonus points. If you knew it was composed by Theodore August Metz and performed by McIntyre and Heath Minstrels, you get an additional 300 bonus points. If you thought it had something to do with Old Mother Leary's cow, you get 3 bonus points. If you said, "Who is Old Mother Leary and what does that have to do with a cow?" you are probably a whippersnapper. No bonus points for being a whippersnapper.
The high temperature today in Phoenix is supposed to be 114º today. 115º tomorrow. Neither of which is in "record territory." That is hot... with a capital HOT. 86º when I got up at 6:15 this morning; 90º by the time I got Murphy outside at 6:40. If we don't get outside first thing this morning, he isn't going to get any outdoor time. He doesn't understand that it will burn his big furry paws. Last night, it was nearly dark before he got to go outside again.
There is an Extreme Heat Warning from now through 8:00pm on Thursday. You might think: "You live in Arizona - you get acclimated to the heat." Sorta. As of today, there have been 192 deaths in the metro area that are suspected to be heat related... 16 confirmed. The Salvation Army has opened cooling shelters in places around the Valley.
Thank goodness for air conditioning.
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Broke...
You're out of money, Jim? Well, Joan hasn't given me my allowance yet this week. I'm kidding... I don't get an allowance. Mostly, I get by on my looks.
So, you really are broke, huh?
Damn - you people are harsh. In Sunday's post, I talked about my Gibson ES-335 TDC. I have music with Mark and the guys tomorrow - I was thinking about taking it. While playing it this morning, I bent a string and... snap!
Now, we're all aware that a broken string isn't a big deal. Back when I was playing for a living, I broke strings several times a week. I don't have any strings for that guitar, so it will require a trip to a guitar shop. No, that isn't a hardship; I like guitar shops. The problem comes after you change all the strings... the guitar tends to go out of tune frequently, until the strings settle in. I don't want to spend all my time tuning tomorrow. So, we'll see how that plays out.
I was thinking about taking the 335 to that guitar shop that has the amp I'm interested in... that would be downright embarrassing to bring in a guitar that's missing a string. I know this for a fact: yesterday while at that guitar shop, a kid (well, looked to be in his 20s) brought in a guitar that needed a string replaced. He seemed to think it was a technical operation to replace a string. I was embarrassed for him. He probably had no idea that he should be embarrassed.
For those of you who don't play guitar, first of all, I am sorry for you. And second of all, changing a string should be one of the first things you learn.
When I was going out to the car yesterday, the kid was coming out at the same time - I held the door for him. He asked me, "What kind of guitar was that that you were playing?" I told him a little bit about Emerald guitars. He told me about his Epiphone Les Paul (with the broken string now replaced). Also told me he has been playing "about a year."
"62 years for me... and my first guitar wasn't anywhere near as nice as your Epiphone." I also told him, "The music comes from the player... but, it doesn't hurt to have a nice instrument."





















