Senior wedding...

From my friends on the 5th wheel forum...

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in WPB, are all excited  about their decision to

get married.  They go for a stroll to discuss  the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they  go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's    disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

😀😀😀

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I don't normally re-post jokes.  Maybe it was the fact that I'm heading to the dentist this afternoon to get a crown put back in... that fell out.  My Mother was right: getting old isn't for sissies.