Walking Bacon...

 

 I was reading through some van groups on Facebook and came across this...

From Seniors and Camping group. I found my new favorite takeout. Walking Bacon. LOL

 

We like to travel to new places at least once a year. Last year we got up into Pennsylvania in a little town south of Altoona called Roaring Spring. We were walking down the street looking in shop windows and it was getting close to lunchtime (nap time) and we were standing in front of a sandwich shop. They had an outdoor menu so my wife decided what she wanted and I did too. She continued to look in store windows and I went in to order.

 

I got the sandwiches and the guys asked me if I wanted some “walking bacon.” I’m like what? He said "Walking bacon, we give you 3 slices of bacon to get you home." Well I just stood there and he said, "I can tell by the bewildered look on your face the answer is yes. " So I got my sandwiches and bacon went and found my wife and she said, "Are you crying?" I said I didn’t want to talk about it, but this town has to be the greatest place on earth and that sandwich shop is more than likely the center of the universe. I’ve met very few true geniuses in my life, but that guy……sorry I’m tearing up again.

 

Cracked me up.  And now, all I want in the world is... Walking Bacon.