I don't think she understands...

Before Joan headed off to work this morning, I asked, "Is there anything I need to get done around here?"

I am only scheduled for one trip today, and that isn't supposed to depart until 2:30, thanks to an early charter on one of our other boats.  That gives me plenty of time this morning to take care of any important stuff.

She said, "You can dump the poop tank.  Then pump the fresh water tank into that to flush it - it has been a month since we did anything with the fresh tank."

I am pretty sure she doesn't realize I am now a star on the big screen, after the shoot with the helicopter yesterday.  Also pretty sure that Johnny Depp doesn't have to dump and flush the poop tank.

;-)