Pretty sure of themselves...

We occasionally hear the weather weasels say, "Zero percent chance of precip today."  Most of the time, it seems they'll throw in a "10% chance" just to cover themselves.

Today, they are calling for a "100% chance of rain" for later today... well, around 10:00 this evening.  With predictions of heavy thunderstorms.  A chance of hail.  Tornadoes may be possible.  I don't recall seeing hail around here, but I'm sure it is possible.  Tornadoes sometimes get spawned off of hurricanes.  What, no plague of locusts?

Could be worse: there is no mention of "the S-word"... as we all know, Snow SUX®. ;-)