Will that fit in your boat??

Cool, calm morning - just right for a paddle.  I had made a couple laps of the canal and was heading back for our dock... a guy in a truck on the nearby bridge called out, "Will that paddleboard fit in your boat?"

"It doesn't have to - it will strap up on top just fine.  Or, it's inflatable; I could let the air out, roll it up, and strap it on the back of the scooter!"

Ohhh... that gives me an idea...

;-)