Is an adolescent. Some are able to hold them in; others (like me) let them run free!
This morning on the Today Show was a fashion segment where one of the featured items was a "bio-engineered" flip flop. Seemed needlessly over-engineered, but I don't wear flip flops. Joan then said something about not being able to wear thongs because they rub against where she had foot surgery years ago.
There was a pause before I said, "I can't wear thongs anymore, either... because they chafe my ass."
She said, "I knew as soon as I said 'thongs' you would have some smart ass comment."
"I'm glad I didn't let you down. And it was really more of a chafed ass than smart ass comment."
This may be why she doesn't take me out in public much anymore.
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