If you said, "Did Joan finally get the guys with the white jackets to take you away?" you get zero (goose-egg, nada, zilch, zippo) bonus points. First, they have to catch me.
No, I committed to the Blonde that I will divest of some lifestyle items that are in the storage area under our house; things that haven't been used in a long while. Things that I have "aged out" of using... well, it isn't the years so much as the mileage. ;-) That's mileage on me, not the stuff.
"What kind of stuff?" you ask. Thanks for asking... and that was way less snarky than your "guys with white jackets" comment, but I digress.
The stuff:
A Hobie pedal kayak, with a 2-wheel dolly and a sailing kit.
A Pelican sit-in kayak.
A Tower inflatable stand-up paddleboard.
A Tohatsu 3.5 hp outboard with less than 10 hours on it.
A Mercury 2 hp outboard that is froze-up (but, it's free)
A Weber portable propane grill (with a rusty stand).
There may be some other stuff after we get down there. I heard Joan was considering: "Husband for sale: high mileage, missing some parts, make an offer." No, that isn't funny, either. Well, maybe a little funny... 'cause its true. I'll get photos and more details to make up an ad tomorrow.
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